The first question your relatives will ask you is about your love life. You know what I mean. They always try you with “Have you ever tried online dating?” All you hear is, “Damn, you still single!” Then, they say when you are getting married. If you are married, then they will ask when will you have kids. Joke it off, and say “Are you kidding me? I can’t even go to the store without someone throwing themselves at me.”
The second question is based on your priorities. They will ask, when is the last time you’ve been home? But all you hear is you don’t come to visit enough. You say to them, “Man not as much as I like to.” It is perfect to getting back to what is at hand. Let’s get back to the mac n’ cheese.
Now we usually dread this third question. Your family relative will walk up to you and ask, “So do you want a whole turkey sandwich or half of one?” All you hear is “You’re packing it away.” If you are happy with your weight, look them in the eye and say “It was great! I actually like a whole one.” Get under the critic’s skin.
Another one comes across because of your appearance. So maybe the person come to you and say, “You are all decked out for a holiday.” You hear, “Did you get dressed in the dark?” So kill them with kindness. Say, “This outfit was a lot of fun to put on. Thanks a lot.” At their core, haters are hurting.
How many of you heard when someone say “Your kids are energetic.” They are saying, “You have no control over your offspring.” You can say, “Can you do me a favor and take them outside for 20 minutes?” You will shut them up because they don’t want to help you.